Parties - Reality vs Desire

Most guys parties start with the dream of topless female models kissing each other and drinking cocktails on top of a grand piano floating in a guitar shaped pool while other scantily clad women giggle and fawn over the few male guests there, flicking their hair to impress them, and discussing if they can hold out for three or foursome with host while they secretly toy with the idea of dragging him inside for a quick moment of what will later be describes as "unbridled passion".

So, why do so many of them end as four blokes sitting on a couch with a stubbie each in hand watching an old action DVD while eating twisties out of a bowl. Ok, the bowl. It's a sign the host went to a bit of an effort.

While I have Lin to thank for how well my last party went (it was much closer to the first description than the later), part of the reason behind the success and enjoyment of all involved could probably be attributed to a few simple things:

• Loads of free drinks
• Good music, not just my personal favourites
• Good food
• No TV
• Not at my house (I don't have a guitar shaped pool, or a grand piano)
• Time spent making a cool invite
• Time spent making the venue look like a party would be held there

I think the main reason parties fall short is the lack of money, and setting unrealistic expectations. If you're happy with a BBQ, then get some salads, meat and beers, and invite people a week or two before the weekend. Have a back up plan. Have an actual BBQ to cook on. Check the weather. Do what you can in advance to make sure it won't suck.

If you have the money, get a penthouse apartment, or big house with a pool, either permanently or for the night/weekend. Don't be a tight arse with the money, and everyone will have a good time. Don't stress over the expense while at the party if you want a good party. Set a budget, spend within it. Read up on David Frosts parties for a guide to a kickin' night.

While Lin didn't drag me away for any unbridled, or even bridled passion (which with bridles may have been even kinkier), the night was enjoyed by all. People danced, people talked, people sang, people drank and were merry. Let a photo tell the tale - Saints and Sinners theme.


Enjoy. and live a little.